America + Time = Mega Fatty, Problem Solved!

While purusing the aisles at my local grocery store I happened upon a two products that put the rampant obesity seen in the states in perspective.  You don’t need to be a doctor to know that fast food is horrible for you, but the country’s seeming obession with putting bacon on and in everything I suspect is a contributing factor.  I took a few pics so that you can see what I am talking about.

I don’t know what evil bastard thought it would be a good idea to take the worst condiment available and mix bacon in to the fold to make the abomination seen above.  I had heard about this stuff for some time, but when I stumbled upon it I was floored and had to take a picture.  Generally I am known to eat all sorts of bull shit and the Indiana Jones in me is curious as all get out, but I don’t even know if I can bring myself to eating this.  The thought of putting this monstrosity on a sandwich or anything else for that matter genuinely frightens me.

From the first time I saw Paula Deen and the generous amounts of mayo and butter she puts into her dishes I knew America’s collective cholesterol was in question.  I honestly believe that Paula Deen is on a mission to make the world bloat, even though bacon and shells does seem appealing I have to stay strong.  My heart hurts from just looking at this stuff, interestingly enough though the killer here is the sodium.

There are numerous other products that use bacon from cheese to bacon spread to even sunflower seeds.  The sheer number of bacon flavored products is staggering.  I am not a skinny man, I will be the first to tell you that, but eating this shit is admitting that you will stay fat and personally that’s a line I’m not ready to cross.